đố zui ń: funny stories

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( hăy t́m câu trả lời cho … ở bên dưới nào)
A – B – C or D?
1- Honesty:
Mother: why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one who could answer the question
Mother: oh really? What was the question?
Son:………………………………………
( oh câu chuyện vẫn chưa đến hồi kết thúc đâu ha)
2- Exactly!
Teacher: if I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Jackie: nine!
Teacher: that’s is not right, you’d have eight.
Jakie: no, teacher, I’d have nine. I ………………………….
3 – evident truth:
Teacher: if I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: none!
Teacher: ( surprised): why not?
Fred: because………………………………..
4- because of the traffic sign:
Teacher: why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: because of a sign dow road.
Teacher: what does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: the sing said…………………..

ENDING KEY:
A- you can’t lay eggs!
B- I already have one at home.
C- who threw the eraser at the principal?
D- school ahead, go slow!
Match the above stories up with a suitable ending and then translate into Vietnamese